Who needs kids when you can have cels!? Besides,
for what you can get on the open market for a kid,
you could buy TONS of cels! Cels don't need nearly
as much care as a kid. They will suck your
pocketbook dry, however, and like a kid, you will
also find them taking up all of your spare time and
attention. Cels are often MUCH cuter than kids too.
What would I want a family for? My cels ARE my
family!! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HEE! HEE!
my sweet, sweet precious