Since you mentioned pigs.. did you hear the one
about the piggies?! OMG.. get this..
1 little piggie went to the market, and then one
little piggie went home. THEN 1 little piggie had
a carrot - but another little piggie had none.
And the last piggie went "wee wee wee wee wee"
all the way home! Fking incredible. I can't
believe it myself. I mean - 2 piggies had to go
home - TWO. I swear it's an urban legend.. but my
friends tell me it's true.