Well, my Lina cel from Curt almost suffered a
The postman left it to the neighbours. BUT those
neighbour boys who already killed dozens of our
rabbits one evening thought to have the right to
toss it against my window.
I first thought it was a bunch of violent
maroccans and called the police. But the next
day, I heard it again and thought, okay, let's
fight, stepped outside, yelled, "WHY ASSHOLE!"
and there stood that stupid little Arno holding
my parcel. The corners creased like hell.
So I removed the cel which survived, and
thought, "wait... creased corners... noise at the
window..." and took a test. I threw it, corners
first, at the window. Another corner creased, and
the same noise was made.
Meaning that now, I'm in serious war with my
And every afternoon, nap time, I play Smells like
Teen Spirit, Rape me or YnM Eden full volume,
window open... next step an electrofence, let's
see how they cross THAT! And a note for the
postman... "Please don't entrust it to my right
side neighbours, theyr bratty buys are just
retards, a reason for pregnancy abort, please
don't do this to my parcels!"
That's the hidden dark power of cels... be
careful, they might be shinma.