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Specs on the Cars!!! (Fri Jul 14 23:12:35 2000 )
Parrallax


>As long as it can do that, who care how it's look,
>how old it is... :)

Who cares how it looks??? Read below and you'll understand. :)

My current car is a 1978 Chevy Impala POS (Piece Of S%&@)

Features include:
-Plenty of rust
-A paint job that only shines when it rains
-A ONE speaker AM radio!
-Air conditioner stuck on VENT
-Burns so much oil that when I start it in the morning
   I choke the neighbors with a gass cloud.
-Odd creaking sound when I make a right turn
-Bumper that looks like it will fall off any day now
-Glove compartment knob falls off at random
-Steering wheel is "sticky"  0_o
-No carpet
-Holes in the floor (not fun to hit a puddle)
-Driver side window that MIGHT roll down
-Smell from the previous chain smoking owner still presant
-Spare tire that is the wrong size
-Gear shift indicator doesn't work
-Gets 5 miles to a gallon
-Been in 3 crashes (none my fault ^_^.;;)

At least it runs good.....when it wants to.  I want to
drive it off into Lake Michigan and see if it floats.
Basically, when people drive behind me, they keep a DISTANCE!

Now the new car will be a peerless 1994 black chevy
Camaro Z28 LTD. (Only 500 of this LTD were made)

Features:
T-tops
CD player
FULL options
Spotless body
Flawless V8 400hp  CORVETTE engine
52,000 miles
A grin from ear to ear  ^_^;;

So what do yaz think now?  :)  Cels?  Or a car 1000000x
better than what I got now?



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