On a little girl who was visiting my park today.  
The reason she was so DRAMATICALLY upset: She had 
accidentally dropped her disposable camera into my 
fisher exhibit.  And the fisher was disposing of 
her camera.  By eating it.

(FYI, a fisher is an endangered weasel, about 
three feet long.)  ^_^

Being playful, I expected him to carry his little 
treasure around.  But no, he sat right down to 
lunch.  And each little plastic crunch made the 
waif cringe some more.  And that only seemed to 
spur the fisher to chew with more gusto!

The fisher being in danger, and the girl being in 
tears, I leapt into action and braved the beast in 
his lair---AND I RETRIEVED THE CAMERA!!!  
Well....most of the camera.

So, for your tearful cel, I offer what's left of 
the camera that brought the little girl to tears. 
 (And if you wait a day or two, I can collect THE 
REST of the camera....!)  :-D

JP