* After Evilminion’s unsuccessful attempt to get 
the cel, (I don’t know what happened you’ll have 
to ask her) Evilminion offers to give Kav a ride 
to Kaijufan’s house being that he lives across 
the street and it’s kind of rude to go tarring 
down the streets at zero-dark-thirty on a dirt 
bike. Wile in route to Kaijufan’s house one of 
the ninjas says “Miss Evil we’re about to run out 
of gas” and about half a second later the engine 
stalls. 

Evilminion – “What, I thought I told you to get 
some gas when the rest of us were trying to nab 
the cel.”
Ninja #1 – “Yes Miss Evil, but I’m a cel-thieving 
ninja, I was never trained in that art of Gas-
Pump-Fu. And there’s no full service stations for 
miles.”
Evilminion – “WHAT!!!”
Ninja #2 – “Can some one help me with this Anti-
Ninja Bear Trap?”
Kav – “Sorry about that, hold on a sec.” *grunt* 
Ninja #2 – “Oh thank you, I never knew these 
things existed”
Kav – “Ya, kind of like that dancing toaster 
thing Whizbang had guarding the hallway.”

Every one in the van *shudder*

Ninja #3 – “Don’t remind me”
Kav – “Sorry”
Evilminion – “Well what are we going to do about 
the gas?”
Ninja #4 – “ZZZ...”
Ninja #2 – “Wake up!”
Evilminion – “Kav, how much gas is in your bike?”
Kav – “A gallon or so, why?”
Evilminion – “I thought we could use the gas in 
the bike for the van.”
Kav – “There’s not enough gas for that. What’s 
that behind the drivers seat?”
Ninja #4 – “Blue prints”
Kav – “No, no underneath the blue prints”
Ninja #1 – “It’s a self contained environmental 
control unit.”
Kav – “Oh, I though it was a Igloo Cooler."
Evilminion – “It is a Igloo Cooler”
Kav – “Um, ok. You know I can strap that to my 
bike and go fill it up with gas."
Ninja #3 – “Really?”
And with that Kav put on his helmet and took off 
to a gas station filled up the cooler with gas. 
He got some strange looks in the process but it 
worked. And with that they were off to Kaijufan’s 
house. They pull up and Evilminion opens the door 
to let the ninjas out and... 

Well you know what happen next...

Kav lucks out in that Kaijufan didn’t see him in 
the van (he still wearing camouflage) He sneaks 
out of the van just in the nick of time to avoid 
the impending Dragon Slave. And watches Kaijufan 
roast Evilminion and her van. :( Kav goes over to 
check on Evilminion and finds her in good shape :)
and pushes his bike the rest of the way home.

BTW Whizbang: You must have the best-defended 
cels on the planet. 

Later Dudes
Kav