You guys have done some pretty funny things for 
your cels!  Still, I have one that has a gross-out 
factor that tops even the cranefly:

During my 14-hour shifts at the hospital (but 
fortunately, not more than 2 back-to-back, unlike 
poor joseishijin), I don't order out with the rest 
of the staff for lunch and dinner.  Instead, to 
save money I...cue drum roll...

...eat the cafeteria food!!

Don't laugh.  Our cafeteria closes down every 
time it rains due to sewage backup, and it got a C 
rating during it's inspection last month.  I could 
very well be eating craneflies mixed in with the 
mystery meat.  :P

Ah well, you do what you have to...especially when 
cels from your series have more than tripled in 
price since you started collecting...  *sigh*

~Anne