You're right at every single point, but after the 
Robbing Hood thing, you got wrong. Robbing Hood 
was a hero, I took something for a selfish reason.
You're wrong about me considering myself 
entitled. Nobody is entitled to any luxury, to 
ANY material stuff. Nature doesn't entitle us to 
ANYTHING, unless we fight for it. Are lions 
entitled to shred hyenas (whose side I'm on 
anyway)? No, they do it for fun. And I buy cels 
for fun/hobby. Not my right, but my luck to get 
one.
You insult my family, another right you don't 
have. Talking about rights, I mean. My family: my 
grandma who's conservative and strict and 
intolerant as most pure-blood Germans 
unfortunately are. She had no influence on me. My 
grandpa. He's more liberate and tolerant and had 
the "Reply to all calls" influence on me, call it 
negative or positive, it's both. My mother. Give 
what you take, be tolerant towards all cultures, 
be honest, unless you hurt yourself, stand above 
things, don't depend on others' opinions. She's 
the one I highly respect for EVERY SINGLE sense 
of value I have and that's a lot. Only ONE value 
I scratched by taking a wallet, ONE. And I did 
find money before and I only kept it when I got 
shaking heads saying, "No, not mine". 

Let's go through the ten commandments.
If I remember them right (I pray for my family's 
and pets sake, for that of all ppl I know on- and 
offline, even for ppl I don't like, and even for 
Afghanistan - not the Taliban, but I am NOT such 
a big religious guy):

Don't steal - well, what ever way you look at it, 
it's rather peculation, as my mother, who knows 
the law, says

Don't kill - I PRAYED TO GOD to fucking let me 
die because I broke THAT one! And I still don't 
mind getting hit by a car.

Don't fuck your neighbour's wife - I'm female and 
I'm not desperate. And I'm straight and also men 
don't interest me. :)

Don't seek for other's possessions - jealousy is 
no crime, but I don't need to glee at other 
people's stuff

Only believe in me - Buddhism/Hinduism seems more 
appropriate to me, but I still pray to the 
Christian god

Thank me once a week - I only go to churches cuz 
I love the dark and calm interior

Lick your parent's feet - I love and admire my 
mum, I dunno my dad, but I have my own life and I 
don't thank her for having born me.

Don't call my name for fun - "Oh my god" is an 
inevitable reflex...

Relax once a week, work 6 days - sorry, too much 
to ask, I relax 2.

Don't lie - I'm always honest, unless I need to 
dig myself out a pile of shit (my remark of being 
a perfect liar was a damn joke!)

Don't get caught - let's see... vandalism... once 
I got caught in a school toilet, doing my 
artwork... thrice at having no railway ticket... 
no, 4 times. Carrying a nude rat in a church 
once... but the millions of other things like 
more vandalism and ticket frauds, "removing" the 
class register for my friends' sake, etc... 
nope :)

I dunno in which orders those commandments are 
placed, but DAMN, I only broke 7 of them...

You see, I do know about such stuff^^

And you see, I have a cynical sense of humor, 
which got me into this moronic rant in the first 
place.