Ebay is extremely volatilie for this particular 
character.  As a matter of fact, when I proposed 
that he might be going there, he ran and hid 
under the bed!  I can understand his fear.  
Please give this guy a good home.  And don't let 
it be said that you were responsible for this 
guy's tramtic evil-Bay experience.  

*the music that you always hear in the adopt a 
child commercials plays in the background*