This reminds me of a sound clip that I have:

Duckman:
"I've never heard such a bunch of penny-ante,
 dime-a-dozen, two-bit half-wits exaggerating
 their enemies and belly-aching over the tiniest,
 stupidest personal problems."
Cornfed:
"It's your turn."

So, since it's my turn now...
This has been such a wonderful week so far.
Sunday, I was going to the grocery store when my
air conditioning and power steering went out.
Ended up having to get the compressor replaced,
air conditioning charged back up, belts replaced,
etc..nice lovely expense.  Then, I get up this
morning, go out to the garage to head to work and
find that I have a flat tire.

Anybody want to buy a car? ;)