"This is officially the worst Christmas ever for 
me."
So you let it all out on me (see other topic)... 
Dude, this person's got charm...
So, if I took you as a role model (I don't, I 
have some dignity after all (and I'd rather take 
a rotting chunk of cat shit as a role model, 
still higher level...), I'd just be in a bad mood 
and thrash the next beggar asking me for some 
cash? Or hack my less best friend's (<--arch 
enemy) PC? Or run over neighbour's son (I'd do 
THAT in any mood though) with a stolen tank?

Breeder's Wisdom:
Female mice with bad temper show great tendency 
to cannibalism and infanticide. Any female mouse 
off-family will be attacked and possibly killed. 
I once had to watch my mice slaughter themselves, 
oh the nostalgy (you trigger profound memories, 
you know that? You're special^^)...
Dude, I never met somebody whose alias suited 
their personality THAT well.

Btw, wanna be one of my breeding females? I'd 
only put you with the best bucks (I had 10, I can 
arrange getting some more for you - to show my 
friendship).