Our two cats, a pair of Oriental-shorthair 
littermates, are named Clive Barker and Stephen 
King.

Now here's the fun part.  When we took them in to 
be "altered," as the vets so delicately put it, we 
happened to notice that nowhere on the resultant 
paperwork did it state anything about species.  So 
about two years later, my hubby and I went to a 
Clive Barker book signing and gleefully presented 
him with an official document stating, and I 
quote, "Stephen King has been neutered."

I thought he was going to cry from laughing too 
hard.  ^_~

The link above is a recent piccy of our boys, now 
nine years old and fat as sausages.  *grin*