I can't take credit for this :) It was sent
through me from my school anime club and was
modified for cel collectors ^^ I thought it was
funny though.
>>Drinking game:
Sometimes it's not what you have, it's how much.
This game caters to those brave souls for whom
quantity over quality applies in drink as much
as anime cels.
Assemble your motley crew of cel collectors, make
sure each thinks of himself/herself as a master
hoarder and indulge in a wide variety of
liver abuse ...
Rule 1:
If you have bought one nice cel from your
favorite series and then stopped-
drink a Zima. Very good, you should be
comfortable the rest of the night
sipping the tame lemon lime bubbly drink.
Rule 2:
If you have one nice cel from every single
one of your favorite series - have a Zima and a
hard cider (usually 6% alcohol by volume).
It's still a sweet effort.
Rule 3:
If you have several nice cels from your favorite
series, including two of one character- drink a
Zima, then a hard cider and chase it down with a
Bud. Spiritually advanced, you are a foot soldier
in the cel revolution.
Rule 4:
If you have several cels from your favorite
series as well as a cel from a series you have
never seen just because it was "cute"- knock back
a Jack and Coke as a coater for the Zima,
the hard cider and the Bud you should have
already consumed.
Rule 5:
If you have at least one cel from almost every
series you have ever seen, have bought a cel on
eBay and have a collection of misc cels bigger
than 5- have a shot of Jaeger, to calm the Jack
and Coke which has, by this time, made enemies
with the Zima, hard cider and Bud.
Rule 6:
If you have ever done a cel beg, own at least one
complete key set up complete with matching
background, think $200 is cheap for a cel, own
a "YAT" cel because it was cheap, and hunt YJ on
a regular basis - have a bottle of Jaeger, and
don't worry about the Zima, the hard cider, the
Bud, the Jack and Coke or the shot of
Jaeger sloshing around in your gullet for they
will all soon find freedom.
Rule 7:
If you cradle your cel books at night promising
to never let them out of your site, stalk the
postman, own at least 10 cels of just one
character alone, and your best friends/worst
enemies are other cel collectors- have a
Pepsi. Then steal any items you may not own from
your incapacitated compatriot's collections and
rest assured that now you truly have the
most.
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