Thanks, Court. Believe me, I *will* nail her 
ass.  I'm almost tempted to make an offer to her 
and see if she bites.  That way, I'd have her 
address *and* written corrospondence of the 
scam.  

As for the snide remarks, I could really care 
less about them.  ^_~  I'd rather folks ignored 
them then to give in to them as this person 
obviously just wants to stoke up the flames to 
get attention.