Nonononono!!  I don't have birthdays any more!  I 
discovered that they CAUSE AGING, so I stopped 
celebrating 'em years ago.  *grin*

It's all part of my Evil Plan -- you can't be a 
true tyrannical despot if you die off in a mere 70 
years or so.  Your rule must last forever!!... or 
at least until the hero is born and screws 
everything up.  Blasted heroes.  ^_^