I go searching for fire resistant fire cabinets 
for half an hour, and then I read your post about 
melting cels.  Oh yeah, hot metal = plastic cel 
blob or warm comics.

(Despite that, I couldn't even find a fire 
resistant file cabinet/safe for cheaper than 
$1,000. 10x more expensive than non fire 
resistant.)

Hmm, about $30-35 is my premium.  Not bad.  Later.