And a real genius like our beloved Lady Douji 
knows there's files you don't need to run, they 
activate themselves by simply opening the mail 
without knowing there's something in it. 
A hamstericon thing d/l'ed and ran itself when I 
opened the mail itself. Since the name sounded 
German and the Subject was "Ich" (=Me), I thought 
it came from that one bitch who thought she had a 
right to flame me for keeping my cats correctly 
while she had them in a flat with no freedom. I 
thought, okay honey, I get you one hell of a 
response, no matter what you hafta say 
about "Yourself". I opened it and there was no 
text, only hamstericon and a text file. I hit 
delete but it seemed to late by then.

Maybe you should get a brain. Christmas sales 
sure have one for your wallet as well. 

My family members? Muuuuuuum, did you send me a 
virus? Or maybe my 10-year-old cousin? My senile 
grannies? WUAHAHAA! Get a strong drink, pal...