Now court, I was trying to stay out of this 
thread, and there you go baiting me with comments 
about "Aquanet Allen" and lying to women (which 
isn't even true -- when does he lie to any of 
them, silly wench?) so now I feel honor bound, in 
the fine tradition of our eternal Van-Allen war, 
to point out that I have multiple genga of Van 
with *no crotch* -- something I've not seen on any 
Allen sketches, that's for sure. Which would you 
rather have, a little mousse and hairspray or a 
guy with no... you know?  ^_____^  LOL!

(Lizz hogs all of the pointy-nose Allen cels and 
runs away laughing)

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The Lizzard